Asshole: How I Got Rich and Happy by Not Giving a Shit About You is a spoof self-help book and memoir by American author Martin Kihn. The book's title in the U.S. was modified to A$$hole: How I Got Rich & Happy by Not Giving a Damn About Anyone & How You Can, Too. Asshole No More; The Original Self-Help Guide for Recovering Assholes and Their Victims [Xavier Crement] on fantasystrip.co *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Until recently, it was impossible to find anyone who would take the disease of assholism seriously. Author X. Crement. Are You A Certified Asshole? Find Out With the Asshole Rating Self-Exam (ARSE ). A Question Self-Exam by Bob Sutton. What Are Your Gut Reactions to People? You feel surrounded by incompetent idiots – and you can't help letting them know the truth every now and then. True. False. You were a nice person until you.